HAYYYYY!! OK ........ I know that many other bloggers have written about Carrie Prejean losing her Miss California crown, but I had to put my two cents in as well! I want to first state that I do not care how Carrie answered the gay marriage question at the Miss USA Pageant. I can't stand her due to everything she did AFTER the contest. Each of the top five contestants were asked difficult questions ranging from the war in Iraq to government bailout of big corporations. However, you do not see the other three ladies all over the news, complaining that how they answered their question cost them the crown. Now, drumroll please .. my top 4 reasons why I'm happy Carrie got canned ........

1. Besides her body, Carrie is fake, fake, fake and more fake. She does not have an actual opinion about gay marriage, gay adoption, or the movie, Zorro The Gay Blade! She knows that she is on a publicity ride that could last 15 minutes or a lifetime, so she better grab a jar of vaseline and be camera ready!

2. She is appealing to the goody-goody straight male idea of a blond bimbo! When Carrie was on FOX News, she actually started playing with one of her male co-host's hair - while on the air! She presents this "act" of I'm a good little girl who goes to church, but also has had a boob job and been photographed nude.

3. Since Anita Bryant is off the radar, we need a new villian! One who isn't some 400 year old preacher, or congressman who later gets got caught with high class hookers. Does anyone remember what was Carrie's talent? Could she sing a note? You know there have got to be some drag queens just prepping for their "Carrie" moment.

4. Maybe, just maybe someone will actually pay attention to the winner of this year's Miss USA Pageant, Kristen Dalton of North Carolina .. cause you know Miss Thing is not happy! Hello America!?!? I actually won!

Now I know that Carrie Peabrain will not just disappear after today's events. She'll probably get an anchor job at FOX News, write a tell-all book dramatically titled, "Stolen Crown: The Carrie Prejean Story," and have her own fashion doll .. with that tear away clothing for on the spot nude photoshoots!

Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice ........