OKKKK, I was going to blog about my conversation last night, but then I have a "KEN" story I wanted to share first. After I arrived at work this morning, and sat down at my cubicle, "KEN" said hello. I said hello back. He then went on to say," you sure smell nice today. Just like baby powder."

What the ?? What the ?? First .. what supposedly straight guy says that to another man? And second, who would say that in an office environment? I truly did not know what to say, and only muttered, "thanks. I guess." "KEN" went back to his cubicle [he had been standing at the copier], muttering something about me. What is this child's problem?

Now onto my phone call from last night .. I received an IM from a man who wrote, "you are on my buddy list, but I do not know why or who you are." Turns out that we had talked on Silver Daddies [YES, all you little virgins, it is one of THOSE websites]. Anyway, we im'd back and forth for a few minutes, when he asked if he could call, and I sent him my number.

The phone conversation went like this ..

me: "Well maybe we could get together sometime."
him: "Yeah, I could really rock your world."
me: "It is getting late, so I guess I better get off the phone now."
him: "Wish we could have talked earlier. I'm so horny, and it would be so hot to get with you."
me: "You have my number, so keep in touch."
him: "Yeah, I'm horny all the time. We could really rock all night long."

On his profile [with no face picture], mister man stated he was 45 years old. Who talks like this at 45?? I felt like I was having phone sex, but did not have to pay for it.

As a side note, if you post a profile and pictures of your anatomy on these websites, at least post a picture. What are you so afraid of?

Finally, it looks like THE PINK PRINCESS is coming to work at my office part time. So she will get to witness, firsthand, my dealings with "KEN."