
OKKKKK, if you are a huge fan of the RAMBO movies, you might want to skip my little "review" of the film. But in case you want to read on ........ I left the movie thinking, "what the ??" So while trying not to laugh throughout the movie [I went with my brother and sister in law who invited me], the following questions kept going through my mind:
1. Does RAMBO ever smile?
2. Does RAMBO ever wear a different type of shirt?
3. What is that missionary lady going to do when it is "that time of the month?" I doubt the jungles of Burma have depositories for sanitary napkins, etc.
4. Do the Burmese kidnappers feed any of the prisoners during the imprisonment of 10 + days. If there was no food, how did the freed captives have the energy to run and run. But then again if you are running for your life .......
5. Just how much did Ken Howard [yes THAT Ken Howard of THE WHITE SHADOW and DYNASTY-THE COLBYS] get paid for his little 5 minute scene?
6. And just how did Ken's character, a pastor, know who were the best mercenaries to contact?
7. Back to the missionary woman .. the lady did nothing except scream, fall down while running, and cry. You know that Lindsey Wagner / Jamie Summers would have bionically whupped some Burmese butt.
8. How can RAMBO and the mercenaries [whom I guess the pastor contacted at 1-800-MERCENARY] barge into the enemy campground at night, and know where and what to do? I have a feeling someone mapped the area with I-Phone ahead of time.
9. Why did I spend $10.00 on this movie?
Finally, on a different subject, just how low does your entertainment career have to be, to appear on CELEBRITY REHAD WITH DR. DREW. WHO are these celebrities? I only recognize Daniel Baldwin, one of Alec's brothers. Why hasn't Britney or Amy Winehouse checked in?
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